Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.

Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.

Biker: Bye, kid. [rides off]
Dewey: Bye, Santa. [the family pull up] Hi, Mom.
Lois: Dewey, where's the baby-sitter?
Dewey: She went away.
Lois: [sighs] You got rid of another baby-sitter? What is wrong with you kids?
Dewey: Then I drove off with a potato chip man. Then I picked apples. Then we all went to jail. Then I played the...