Jessica: Malcolm, you have got to check out this view.
Malcolm: Ow! I hate pricker bushes. What fruit are they trying to protect anyway? Do you see anything on here worth protecting? What are we doing up here?
Jessica: Just enjoying the sights.
[Reese is jumping up and down on the roof of the ice cream van]
Jessica: And check out that crazy lady.
[Lois is screaming and hitting the emergency phone box]
Jessica: So tell me about this gifted class.
Malcolm: It's horrible. I'm surrounded by Krelboynes. I have to do twice as much homework as anyone else in my grade. I have to take all these college prep class...
Jessica: Oh, what a nightmare. If you're not careful you might get a full scholarship to Harvard.
Malcolm: You don't understand.
Jessica: Malcolm, you've been bellyaching nonstop for an hour and a half. Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Malcolm: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation. Today is the perfect example. Look at this mess. What's good about this?
Jessica: Well, if it weren't for this, we never would have met.
[Jessica places her hand on Malcolm's shoulder. Malcolm looks at her hand and then back to her face. Jessica then pushes him back, sending him falling down the hill]
Malcolm: How could I not see that coming? This girl's incredible.