Quote from Malcolm in Traffic Jam
Jessica: Malcolm, you have got to check out this view. Malcolm: Ow! I hate pricker bushes. What fruit are they trying to protect anyway? Do you see anything on here worth protecting? What are we doing up here? Jessica: Just enjoying the sights. [Reese is jumping up and down on the roof of the ice cream van] Jessica: And check out that crazy lady. [Lois is screaming and hitting the emergency phone box] Jessica: So tell me about this gifted class. Malcolm: It's horrible. I'm surrounded by Krelboynes. I have to do twice as much homework as anyone else in my grade. I have to take all these college prep class... Jessica: Oh, what a nightmare. If you're not careful you might get a full scholarship to Harvard. Malcolm: You don't understand. Jessica: Malcolm, you've been bellyaching nonstop for an hour and a half. Seriously, all you do is bitch. Malcolm: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation. Today is the perfect example. Look at this mess. What's good about this? Jessica: Well, if it weren't for this, we never would have met. [Jessica places her hand on Malcolm's shoulder. Malcolm looks at her hand and then back to her face. Jessica then pushes him back, sending him falling down the hill] Malcolm: How could I not see that coming? This girl's incredible.