Malcolm Quote #442
Quote from Malcolm in Reese's Party
Malcolm: [to camera] It's been three hours since these guys took over our house. So far, there's been a few fires, I've had a bottle thrown at me and I've even been threatened with death. On the other hand, they haven't stopped raving about Reese's bean dip. So the evening could go either way.
Reese: Did Fast Eddie like his salmon?
Donnie: In about an hour I'm gonna need you guys to dump a 50-gallon drum of... stuff.
Do it quick, don't draw attention to yourselves, and don't breathe in when you're doing it.
Malcolm: Look, it's one thing to ask us to stay out of your business, but when you try to involve us- [Donnie advances towards Malcolm] Okay.
Reese: Hey, Donnie, the souffles are almost up.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese's Party’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I'm sorry, Malcolm. I'm already committed to this party.
Malcolm: Reese, you've seen enough teenage movies to know how badly this is going to turn out.
Reese: I haven't just seen them, I've studied them. And I found the fatal flaw. In very one of those movies, the party was on a Saturday night. Mine? Friday. This gives me an extra day to refill the pool, replace the crystal thing, turn back the odometer, and get the dead bodies back in the ground.
Malcolm: Please don't do this to me.
Reese: Tell you what, Malcolm. I'll try and keep the front room closet off limits as long as I can.
Quote from Hal
Lois: Hal, you sat with an ice pack on your crotch for three days.
Hal: Well, that should count for something.
Lois: Hal, we talked about this. We agreed on this.
Hal: No, you agreed on it! I never wanted a vasectomy. There are plenty of other methods out there.
Lois: Oh, yeah, they work. We've got our rhythm method child, our diaphragm child, our condom child. Oh, yes, and our two abstinence children.
Hal: Lois, you just don't understand how extraordinarily precious those parts are to me.
Lois: Precious?! Hal, give me a break. You're not that guy. You've never been that guy.
Hal: When it comes to this, every guy is that guy.
Quote from Craig
Craig: Well, little man, you and I have quite the fun-filled weekend ahead of us. Tomorrow morning, there's jazz at the Farmer's Market. Then Lifetime is having an Intimate Portrait of Sandy Bullock. And tomorrow night, there's improv in the park with a political bent. Sound fun?