Quote from Reese in Reese's Party
Reese: I'm sorry, Malcolm. I'm already committed to this party. Malcolm: Reese, you've seen enough teenage movies to know how badly this is going to turn out. Reese: I haven't just seen them, I've studied them. And I found the fatal flaw. In very one of those movies, the party was on a Saturday night. Mine? Friday. This gives me an extra day to refill the pool, replace the crystal thing, turn back the odometer, and get the dead bodies back in the ground. Malcolm: Please don't do this to me. Reese: Tell you what, Malcolm. I'll try and keep the front room closet off limits as long as I can.