Malcolm: [to camera] It's been three hours since these guys took over our house. So far, there's been a few fires, I've had a bottle thrown at me and I've even been threatened with death. On the other hand, they haven't stopped raving about Reese's bean dip. So the evening could go either way.
Reese: Did Fast Eddie like his salmon?
Donnie: In about an hour I'm gonna need you guys to dump a 50-gallon drum of... stuff.
Do it quick, don't draw attention to yourselves, and don't breathe in when you're doing it.
Malcolm: Look, it's one thing to ask us to stay out of your business, but when you try to involve us- [Donnie advances towards Malcolm] Okay.
Reese: Hey, Donnie, the souffles are almost up.