Lois: Hal, you sat with an ice pack on your crotch for three days.
Hal: Well, that should count for something.
Lois: Hal, we talked about this. We agreed on this.
Hal: No, you agreed on it! I never wanted a vasectomy. There are plenty of other methods out there.
Lois: Oh, yeah, they work. We've got our rhythm method child, our diaphragm child, our condom child. Oh, yes, and our two abstinence children.
Hal: Lois, you just don't understand how extraordinarily precious those parts are to me.
Lois: Precious?! Hal, give me a break. You're not that guy. You've never been that guy.
Hal: When it comes to this, every guy is that guy.