Malcolm Quote #398
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Okay, just be cool. No matter what he says, don't say anything.
Coach Oleski: How much simpler can it get?! You pass, pass, pass, dribble, dribble, pass, dribble, pass, shoot!
Malcolm: Um, excuse me, Coach.
Coach Oleski: Well, well, well look who's here.
Malcolm: Coach, I'd like to apologize for the other day. I'd like to get back on the team.
Coach Oleski: So, you'd like to apologize and get back on the team?
Malcolm: [inner monologue] I think I just said that, yes.
Coach Oleski: Do you know what this is? A symbol of my authority. They don't just hand these whistles out to just anybody. It means that I'm in charge. I call the plays. Understood?
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Yeah. It's a magic whistle that makes you all-powerful. [Malcolm nods]
Coach Oleski: All right. You're back on the team.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.