Francis Quote #48
Quote from Francis in Rollerskates
Francis: Uh, Houston, we are good to go. [imitating static] Uh, Roger that. You are good to go in five, four, three, two, one. Go! [sprays fire extinguisher] Whoo! Hey fellas! Boy, has it been two days already? How was it, huh? You just missed the big fire. But, um, luckily I was here to put it out. Can I offer you some cookie dough?
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Francis: Come on, guys, let's be reasonable. I can't spend two days in the woods tied to a chair.
Stanley: Three days. One extra for lying.
Francis: Well, at least lend me a jacket! Or some food! Dudes, come on! You can't leave me out here with nothing! [a knife lands in the ground] That was to me, not at me, right?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Rollerskates’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: This isn't fair.
Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair.
Dewey: I'm getting hungry.
Malcolm: We're doing it my way.
Dewey: They're getting cold.
Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Reese: You have more than me.
Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Boys, they're called Gut-Busters. They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard. They're indescribable. Bon appetit.