‘Kitty's Back’
Season 6, Episode 5 - Aired December 12, 2004
When Kitty Kenarban returns to her family, Lois offends Abe and Stevie by not forgiving Kitty for running away in the first place. Meanwhile, Francis gives Dewey an "initiation ceremony" after his birthday, while a sunburt Reese grows attached to his dead skin.
Quote from Lois
Abe: Even though the mashed potatoes are not supposed to come with the duck, cram them in there, anyway. Whether the duck likes it or not.
Waiter: Ma'am?
Lois: The beef. Even though it's the carrots that are the problem, I'd like to exclude the broccoli.
Waiter: That may work as a metaphor, Ma'am, but you're really screwing up your entree.
Hal: I'll just have another Margarita. Oh, and hurry, it's sort of an emergency.
Quote from Reese
Lois: Reese, your punishment isn't over until that bathroom floor is so clean you can eat off it, which is what you're going to be doing for the next two weeks. And get rid of that thing, it's disgusting.
Reese: Disgusting? If Malcolm made another him out of hair, you'd be throwing a parade for him right now. [Lois vacuums the dead skin suit] Argh! No!
Lois: It just took it.
Reese: That could have been me. I need a few minutes alone with the vacuum.
Quote from Dewey
[Dewey carries a lit candle into the living room]
Dewey: You're supposed to sign this.
Lois: Disrupted class? Insulted the teacher? Insulted the teacher? Dewey! You are in so much... trouble.
Hal: Ok, first of all we have to figure out a punish... uh, punishment.
Lois: That's right, and it's going to be really, really... [Hal strokes Lois's back] That's nice, honey.
Hal: And you are going to uh, to...
Lois: Uh, Dewey, we're going to talk about this later.
Hal: That's right Lois, there's something in the bedroom I've wanted to show you.
[As Hal and Lois head to their bedroom, Dewey blows out the candle]