Lily: Okay, he's in. Go. Go. Gun it.
Ranjit: Ted is in the way.
Lily: Run him over.
Ranjit: Running him over.
Marshall: No. Lily, what the hell is the matter with you?
Lily: Nothing. I just want to win this really badly. So badly that I just ditched my best friend when she needed me.
Marshall: Oh, baby, you were also going to run over Ted.

Lily: Why did I get so crazy about this?
Marshall: Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles. I... I'm trying to be really,
um, confident and positive about all this, but, baby, I'm really scared that we're not pregnant yet.
Lily: Oh, thank God. I keep thinking there's something wrong with me.
Marshall: I keep thinking there's something wrong with me.
Lily: It's only been two months.
Marshall: We are crazy.
Lily: We're totally crazy.
Marshall: This is the last time it's ever going to be just the two of us. Shouldn't we be enjoying that?
Lily: We gotta go back to Paris.
Marshall: And take ballroom dancing.
Lily: And really learn how to ski. Not just up and get faced in the lodge.
Marshall: And see Coney Island. I've still never been. See, we have a whole bucket list of things to do before we start having kids.
Lily: Oh, a cradle list.
Marshall: I'm... So glad we're trying, and I'm going to be really excited for when it happens, but this isn't a race.
Lily: This isn't a race.

Future Ted: [v.o.] As for how Robin beat me and Barney, to this day, your uncle Barney won't admit it... But here's what I saw. I saw Barney notice Robin's face... And maybe realize something. Barney says he tripped, but it sure felt like he tackled me on purpose. And when Robin won, I could have sworn I saw him smile.

Ted: I know what you did back there. Yeah.
Barney: Check it. I just drove a pedicab 26 blocks, and I still smell incredible. Smell me.
Ted: I'm not gonna... Not gonna...
Barney: Smell me.
Future Ted: [v.o.] He did smell incredible.

Robin: Wait a minute. So, where is Woody Allen?
Max: He's right there.
Robin: Damn it, Max. That's Maury Povich.
Max: I always get those two confused.

Future Ted: [v.o.] Technically, there was only one winner that day. But in that race, everyone found exactly what they needed. It's true, she wouldn't see Woody Allen for another couple months, but that's how Robin became, by just about any definition of the term... A real New Yorker.

Marshall: Hey, get this. You know my friend Max from law school? He's at Gregor's Steakhouse downtown, and Woody Allen is sitting two tables over. He wants us to come check it out.
Ted, Marshall & Lily: Ugh.
Robin: I don't know, it could be cool. I've never seen Woody Allen.
Marshall: What?! Robin, how can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
Robin: I have seen plenty of other famous people. Last week I saw... Maury Povich.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you know talk show host Maury Povich. It was uncanny how often we saw this guy.
Lily: Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich.
Marshall: Maury Povich is everywhere. I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen.