Marshall Quote #710
Quote from Marshall in Subway Wars
Marshall: Hey, get this. You know my friend Max from law school? He's at Gregor's Steakhouse downtown, and Woody Allen is sitting two tables over. He wants us to come check it out.
Ted, Marshall & Lily: Ugh.
Robin: I don't know, it could be cool. I've never seen Woody Allen.
Marshall: What?! Robin, how can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
Robin: I have seen plenty of other famous people. Last week I saw... Maury Povich.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you know talk show host Maury Povich. It was uncanny how often we saw this guy.
Lily: Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich.
Marshall: Maury Povich is everywhere. I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real New Yorker until you've seen Woody Allen.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Subway Wars’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [inner monologue] I'll show them. My body can outrun any motorized vehicle. I'm like John Henry when he beat the steam engine. All I need is a great folk song.
Marshall: [singing] Gather round, ye children To hear the tale so sweet Of a man who dared to race machines With nothing but his feet
Marshall: Suck it, grand-butt!
Marshall: [singing] Marshall Versus the machines Hyah!
Quote from Lily
Conductor: [indistinct talk over muffled P.A.]
Lily: Track maintenance?
Conductor: [indistinct talk over muffled P.A.]
Lily: 20-minute delay?
Man: How do you do that?
Lily: I grew up here, I speak conductor. Damn it!
[Lily exits the train. The doors then close and the train starts moving.]
Lily: Damn it!
Quote from Barney
Barney: I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.
Ted: Face. Huh. That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.
Barney: No, Ted, I'm really looking at her face.
Lily: Aw... That's actually really sweet.
Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose... That girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
All: Oh! Oh, God! No, no, no!
Lily: That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out! Corner booth! Now.