‘Stuff’
Season 2, Episode 16 - Aired February 19, 2007
Robin is uncomfortable when she finds out how much of the stuff in Ted's apartment was given to be him by his past girlfriends. Meanwhile, Barney puts on his own one-man-show to get revenge on Lily for making him see her terrible play.
Quote from Lily
Marshall: She's not getting rid of the dogs.
Lily: What's the matter with you?
Barney: Even I wouldn't do that.
Robin: Yes!
Lily: You can ask somebody to get rid of their iguana after it poops in your hair, but not their dog.
Marshall: I miss Jebediah.
Quote from Robin
Lily: Oh, he's really having trouble dealing with this, huh?
Robin: Yeah, he really is. It's got me thinking, maybe I should get rid of my dogs. Might be time to send them to the farm.
Lily: You're gonna kill your dogs?!
Robin: No! No, no, no, there really is a farm. My aunt has a farm upstate.
Quote from Ted
Robin: Can we go inside?
Ted: Uh, no. Uh, let's go to the bar.
Robin: Why? What's going on inside?
Ted: Um, the floors are gone.
Robin: What?
Ted: Yeah. I-I sent them out to get, um, fixed. This is a terrible lie. I'm just going to bail.
Quote from Ted
[Robin walks into the apartment and sees that Ted has put back all the gifts from his ex-girlfriends]
Ted: I didn't know you were getting rid of the dogs!
Robin: You said you threw all that stuff away!
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, this was the worst fight Robin and I ever had. It was one of those fights that last for hours and you start to get woozy and lose track of what you're fighting about. We fought for so long, seasons changed outside the window. Pages of the calendar blew off. It was crazy. But, ultimately, and I couldn't tell you how for the life of me, but somehow we got to here.
Robin: We're really doing this?
Ted: Yeah.
[later, at MacLaren's:]
Ted and Robin: We're moving in together!