Christine: I don't believe it! You're moving! What happened? Tell me everything! Was there a fight? Are you getting married? No female Kim has ever moved out without getting married. You're not getting married, right? I love the floorboard thing! It's so Hogan's Heroes! I wonder if I can pull up the floorboards at my house. Have you heard of the Libertines? What about the White Stripes? Is it over for them? What about Zeppelin? I'm getting more retro. What's a good Zeppelin? "II," "III"? "III"'s got "Stairway to Heaven", right? Man, it's like a funeral down there. I thought my mom was harsh, but your mom makes the guy from Joy Division look like one of the Teletubbies. Are you taking all of this? Is she going through the boxes before you leave? Where do you buy the CDs with the swear words? Did you buy them in disguise? Did someone buy them for you? Have you ever-
Lane: Hey Kid, do I look green and wrinkly to you? No? That's right. I'm not Yoda. So if you're looking for a mentor, call the Dalai Lama. What I'm here to do is get my stuff and split. Now be quiet and start assembling boxes. And "Stairway to Heaven" is from "Led Zeppelin IV". If you're going to get into classic rock, know it, don't blow it!

Emily: What are you doing here? I thought you were both swamped with work.
Lorelai: Yes, well, Rory got a special-
Rory: The chancellor gave me a-
Lorelai: I actually was able to take-
Rory: half a day.
Lorelai: a half a day, too. And so we've-
Rory: just to spend some time.
Lorelai: We're playing hooky.
Emily: Well then, just say that.

Emily: How long have you been here?
Lorelai: Hour and a half.
Emily: Where are your bags?
Rory: We're just window-shopping.
Emily: Window-shopping?
Lorelai: Like Roz Russell and Ava Gardner.
Emily: What's the fun in that?
Rory: There's no fun in that.
Lorelai: We're thinking of suing Roz and Ava's estates.

Lorelai: Mom, Dad does not need another globe.
Emily: Then Rory can have it. She goes to college. She can use a globe.
Rory: It doesn't even have the right countries on it.
Lorelai: C'mon.
Rory: Or California.

Lorelai: Hey, see those marbles rolling on the floor? They're Mom's. They spilled out of her head.
Rory: I do like the chapeau.
Lorelai: Do not get sucked in! This is craziness!
Rory: It's just a hat.
Lorelai: It's a symbol. We don't know what it's symbolizing. Resist.

Emily: Lorelai! You need a watch.
Lorelai: I don't wear a watch.
Emily: Do you have a watch?
Lorelai: No.
Emily: Then you need a watch. These don't have diamonds. Which ones have diamonds?
Woman: Next display.
Lorelai: Mom, I'm not buying a diamond watch.
Emily: You just have to take it.
Lorelai: I'm not taking it.
Emily: I'm buying you a damn watch! That one. Wrap it up.
Lorelai: Can I return the damn watch if I don't want it?
Woman: Yes, ma'am.
Lorelai: Thank you.

Emily: I'm totally turned around. Where are we?
Rory: You'll smell in a second.
Emily: What is this?
Rory: It's the food court.
Emily: How long has this been here?
Lorelai: You've never been to the food court, Mom?
Emily: No.
Rory: Well, where do you eat when you shop?
Emily: I leave and go to a restaurant.
Lorelai: With this Valhalla of international cuisine so close?

Emily: But it's cafeteria-style.
Rory: That's the fun.
Lorelai: Here. Best table in the house.
Emily: It's plastic.
Rory: Plastic is a vital part of our bright tomorrow.
Lorelai: Soon we'll all be living in plastic houses.
Rory: On the moon.
Emily: What are you talking about?
Rory: We're pulling your leg, Grandma.
Emily: Well don't do that.

Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Taking inventory.
Rory: We should return it all.
Lorelai: Ugh, well, Mom's gonna expect to see us with something she bought us. We have to keep something.
Rory: Seven hundred dollar yoga bag?
Luke: Get out of here.
Lorelai: Oh, yes, my friend, rich people like their sweaty mats to have expensive homes.

Lorelai: This I'll take.
Rory: Oh, no. I have dibs on that.
Lorelai: In your mind.
Rory: I said it in the store.
Lorelai: Yeah and I said it, too. And I clutched it. It still has my clutch marks.
Rory: You do realize that the one thing we're fighting over is the free tote bag that came with our purchase.
Lorelai: It's a nice totebag.
Luke: I'm upset just watching this.