Richard Quote #133
Quote from Richard in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out
Richard: Girls, I'd like you to meet Dan. The original Handsome Dan.
Emily: The very first Yale mascot.
Rory: Oh, my.
Richard: Just look at him, will you. Strong, determined, the very essence of dignity.
Lorelai: Got cotton stuffed in his butt. How dignified is that?
Richard: You will not sully the name of Dan. This dog has been the inspiration for many a young man.
Emily: And young woman.
Richard: We salute you, Dan.
Emily: Time for a toast.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?
Quote from Lorelai
Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.