Quote from Rory in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out
Rory: I went to junior high with him. Lorelai: And? Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich. Lorelai: Ew! Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.