Rory Quote #473
Quote from Rory in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out
Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?
Quote from Lorelai
Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Okay, is there a star? We need a star. [gasps] Bingo.
Jason: Where?
Lorelai: Ted Koppel's here.
Jason: Where?
Lorelai: Right there.
Jason: Oh, dear, so he really does look like that.