Richard: Girls, I'd like you to meet Dan. The original Handsome Dan.
Emily: The very first Yale mascot.
Rory: Oh, my.
Richard: Just look at him, will you. Strong, determined, the very essence of dignity.
Lorelai: Got cotton stuffed in his butt. How dignified is that?
Richard: You will not sully the name of Dan. This dog has been the inspiration for many a young man.
Emily: And young woman.
Richard: We salute you, Dan.
Emily: Time for a toast.