Emily Quote #291
Quote from Emily in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out
Emily: It's ten o'clock at night and suddenly I hear this terrible racket. So I go outside and there is May Richmond sneaking a 6-foot Rudolph into her garage.
Richard: That woman is working my last nerve.
Lorelai: So what?
Richard: So what? Don't you know what this means?
Lorelai: I'm racking my brain.
Emily: They're going to put a giant plastic reindeer on their roof.
Richard: Which is right next to our roof.
Lorelai: So, what, are you scared they'll keep you up all night playing reindeer games?
Richard: They can't light them up. The homeowners association has very strict rules about the amount of lights that you can display in front of your house, and they already have those lawn twinklers.
Emily: They could give up their lawn twinklers and focus solely on the reindeer.
Richard: I don't know. They were awfully proud of their twinklers last year. It was all they talked about.
Lorelai: Okay, guys, take a step back, examine the conversation you're having, and spend some time apart.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?
Quote from Lorelai
Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.