Emily: It's ten o'clock at night and suddenly I hear this terrible racket. So I go outside and there is May Richmond sneaking a 6-foot Rudolph into her garage.
Richard: That woman is working my last nerve.
Lorelai: So what?
Richard: So what? Don't you know what this means?
Lorelai: I'm racking my brain.
Emily: They're going to put a giant plastic reindeer on their roof.
Richard: Which is right next to our roof.
Lorelai: So, what, are you scared they'll keep you up all night playing reindeer games?
Richard: They can't light them up. The homeowners association has very strict rules about the amount of lights that you can display in front of your house, and they already have those lawn twinklers.
Emily: They could give up their lawn twinklers and focus solely on the reindeer.
Richard: I don't know. They were awfully proud of their twinklers last year. It was all they talked about.
Lorelai: Okay, guys, take a step back, examine the conversation you're having, and spend some time apart.