Kirk Quote #1
Quote from Kirk in Cinnamon's Wake
Kirk: Ma'am, what are you doing?
Miss Patty: Please, honey, don't call me ma'am. It makes me feel older than 25. Here, have a pea pod.
Kirk: I'm assuming you'll pay for the food that you've consumed on the premises.
Miss Patty: So brusque. And you are?
Kirk: I'm the new assistant manager here.
Michel: Listen here, my fine friend, who, if he had a better hairstyle I might consider dating. I do this all the time.
Kirk: Not from now on. I'm sorry.
Michel: Oh, now, wait a minute. I've been sampling food at this establishment for years.
Kirk: The next time you put something in that mouth that doesn't belong there I'll remove it and then call the police.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Cinnamon's Wake’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: No, sorry.
Man: [speaks French]
Michel: Sir, I'm a simple country boy from Texas. I do not understand this Francais business you're babbling about.
Lorelai: Pardon. He knows you are not from Texas.
Michel: Smile when you say that.
Lorelai: Michel, I told you there would be a French group here for a couple days and it's your job to keep them happy.
Michel: Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years, but most of them are insufferable.
Lorelai: Really?
Michel: That is why I left France.
Lorelai: Huh. I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers. Michel, talk to them.
Michel: Never. You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look. [sighs] Fine. I shall be French, but I shall not be happy.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. It's been a long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to. I feel like the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.
Quote from Lane
Lane: Philadelphia.
Rory: Philadelphia? If you could live in any city in the world you'd pick Philadelphia?
Lane: M. Night Shyamalan lives there.
Rory: Who?
Lane: The guy who directed The Sixth Sense.
Rory: But what would you do there?
Lane: Hang out with M. Night Shyamalan.
Rory: Okay, cross "Guidance Counselor" off your list of potential career choices.