Kirk: Ma'am, what are you doing?
Miss Patty: Please, honey, don't call me ma'am. It makes me feel older than 25. Here, have a pea pod.
Kirk: I'm assuming you'll pay for the food that you've consumed on the premises.
Miss Patty: So brusque. And you are?
Kirk: I'm the new assistant manager here.
Michel: Listen here, my fine friend, who, if he had a better hairstyle I might consider dating. I do this all the time.
Kirk: Not from now on. I'm sorry.
Michel: Oh, now, wait a minute. I've been sampling food at this establishment for years.
Kirk: The next time you put something in that mouth that doesn't belong there I'll remove it and then call the police.