Quote from Michel in Cinnamon's Wake
Man: [speaks French] Michel: No, sorry. Man: [speaks French] Michel: Sir, I'm a simple country boy from Texas. I do not understand this Francais business you're babbling about. Lorelai: Pardon. He knows you are not from Texas. Michel: Smile when you say that. Lorelai: Michel, I told you there would be a French group here for a couple days and it's your job to keep them happy. Michel: Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years, but most of them are insufferable. Lorelai: Really? Michel: That is why I left France. Lorelai: Huh. I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers. Michel, talk to them. Michel: Never. You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look. [sighs] Fine. I shall be French, but I shall not be happy.