Lorelai: Oh, you want to know something weird?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: When I was at Miss Patty's, Jess was there. And he had his backpack, and it was open, and I saw this book. I thought I was seeing things.
Luke: A book?
Lorelai: Yes. It was a self-help book with some goofy title like, "Learn to Love" or "How to Love When You're Unloved" or something like that. Isn't that bizarre?
Luke: [chuckles] I don't know.
Lorelai: Well, I'll answer for you. It is bizarre.

Luke: Well, maybe he's just trying to learn something, better himself.
Lorelai: Have you seen this book?
Luke: I know nothing about this book.
Lorelai: Luke, those kinds of books are idiotic.
Luke: Not if they help people.
Lorelai: I can't believe you're not mocking this book, which is so pathetically mockable.
Luke: Maybe it's more pathetic if people don't try. And maybe he's trying. You ever think of that?
Lorelai: No, but-
Luke: He can read whatever he wants to read. I forgot to get something to drink. You need something to drink?
Lorelai: I'm fine.

Lorelai: Well, good night.
Luke: We should do it again.
Lorelai: What, you got another wedding coming up?
Luke: Nah, I meant have fun. You know, like a movie or something.
Lorelai: I didn't think you were a movie guy.
Luke: I can be a movie guy. You like movies.
Lorelai: Yeah. Good, bad, and in-between.
Luke: How 'bout next week? Sunday?
Lorelai: Sunday?
Luke: Sunday, you free?
Lorelai: I think so.
Luke: Okay, good.
Lorelai: Good.
Luke: Good.
Lorelai: Good.
Luke: I'll see you before then, but I'll see you then, too.
Lorelai: Yeah, I'll see you both of those thens.