Joey: [inner monologue] Okay, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.
All: Three, two, one.
Stage Manager: Cut!
Joey: No! --year. Happy No Year!

Rachel: This bench, it's hollow. I can't believe I never knew that. Oh, the presents.
Phoebe: No. Don't look directly at them!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: All right, no, we could look at them.

Chandler: We can't do this.
Phoebe: Why?
Chandler: I don't want to know what Monica got me. I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting me a present and wanting to surprise me. And you guys are gonna ruin that. Look, we have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about.
Rachel: Whatever, Linus. I'm opening mine.

Monica: Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Chandler: That's what you got me?
Phoebe: Oh, yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.

Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to get back to reality. Plus, we know how the New Year's gonna go off. I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know?

Chandler: Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny little lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
Rachel: That's a good story, Grandpa.

Chandler: I want to see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present and I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So, please, please, can we just- Can we put them back?
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Chandler: Fine.