Rachel Quote #587

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Routine

Chandler: We can't do this.
Phoebe: Why?
Chandler: I don't want to know what Monica got me. I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting me a present and wanting to surprise me. And you guys are gonna ruin that. Look, we have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about.
Rachel: Whatever, Linus. I'm opening mine.

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 ‘The One with the Routine’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Janine: Do you guys want to come too?
Ross: Are you serious?
Monica: We are there.
[Rachel laughing]
Chandler: What are you laughing at?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Well, that's a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in high school and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.
Ross: It was a dry day.

Quote from Joey

Tall Guy: Hey, guy. You got about three seconds to get away from my partner.
Stage Manager: What's going on here?
Joey: Take a look at the guy's pants. Uh, I know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?
Stage Manager: What's the matter with you? Get out of here.
Joey: Yeah, take a hike, wet pants!