Joey: We could get that Everest video, though.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without risking our lives at all.
Joey: And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent, Die Hard. Ah, you know what, I just remembered. That Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: Oh, well.
Phoebe: So you guys will stay here and hang out with me?
Chandler: Yeah. But I tell you something, one of these days we're going to get off our butts ... and rent Die Hard again.
Joey: Yeah, we are!

Ross: Did I do these neat enough?
Emily: Yeah, they're fine. If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them.

Joey: Hey, pretty smart. Tissue paper. You're at the wedding. You have to cry. Handkerchief? No, no. I got my invitation.

Phoebe: Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross's wedding?
Chandler: No.
Joey: Don't worry, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him.

Rachel: What's this? Is this Ross's wedding invitation?
Chandler: See, maybe that's the one we should have hidden.

Rachel: No, you guys, come on. You don't have to do that. I'm happy for him. I am. I really- I'll work on it.

Monica: Honey, you're going to come, though, aren't you?
Rachel: Oh, I don't know.
Chandler: This isn't one of those "If she doesn't come, we don't come", right? Because I already bought my ticket.

Joey: What are we doing?
Chandler: Wasting our lives.
Joey: I meant for lunch.