‘The One with the Halloween Party’
Season 8, Episode 6 - Aired November 1, 2001
When Monica and Chandler host a Halloween party, Phoebe meets Ursula's fiance, Ross tries to impress Mona by arm-wrestling Chandler, and Rachel's maternal instincts are tested when she's in charge of handing out Halloween candy to the trick-or-treaters.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much for picking this up. You are so sweet.
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Hey, some day you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: There you go.
Boy: My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.
Rachel: We were, but now we've got candy.
Boy: I'd rather have the money.
Rachel: Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween.
Boy: This isn't fair.
Rachel: Well, is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I've got to give you free stuff?
Boy: Shut up!
Rachel: You shut up!
Boy: You can't tell me to shut up.
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And, uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Joey: Uh, Rach.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm good. I got it. Wait a minute, I had one more thing I need to say to you. All right, shut up.
Boy: You're a mean, old woman.
Rachel: Wait. Shut- No, don't cry. Let me get my checkbook!
Quote from Ross
Ross: This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. Oh, my God, she's talking to Joey. You've got to let me win.
Chandler: If anything, you have to let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife. I keep getting divorces and knocking people up. And I'm dressed as doodie.
Chandler: You're Spud-nik.
Ross: Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Well, I had to give the kid $50 to stop crying.
Joey: That's not so bad.
Rachel: Well, I also had to go to a couple of houses with him as his girlfriend.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I am awful with children.
Joey: You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. You know, they're all greedy and they're hopped up on sugar.
Rachel: Really? That's all it is?
Joey: Absolutely. Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. And they kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And any time they're hungry or sleepy. Kids are tough. Good luck with that.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Ross: Yeah, I think I will.
Joey: The hot girl from their wedding?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Hey, if she needs any ideas for costumes, she could be a bikini model or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. Ooh, ooh. Leatherface from "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". No, no. Slutty Leatherface.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Monica: So we do, Supergirl.
Phoebe: No, it's me, Phoebe.