Ross: This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. Oh, my God, she's talking to Joey. You've got to let me win.
Chandler: If anything, you have to let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife. I keep getting divorces and knocking people up. And I'm dressed as doodie.
Chandler: You're Spud-nik.
Ross: Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.