Chandler: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Ross: What do you mean?
Chandler: Well, it's sharp, it's metal. I think I can do some serious damage with it.
Carl: No, you can't use your watch.
Chandler: Okay.
Carl: Or your keys.
Chandler: Okay.

Arthur: Okay, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. All right? All right, come on, man. Let's do it!
Ross: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Carl: Of course we are hitting faces. Why wouldn't you hit faces?
Ross: Well, because I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation.
Arthur: Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and, you knwo, this no-faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Carl: Nothing from the neck up. Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.
Arthur: Oh, really? You guys trying again?
Chandler: So, just let me get this straight. We're strictly talking about the middle?

Ross: You want some of this? You want a piece of this? I'm standing here.

Joey: I'm telling you, Rach. I have gone Dad hunting with Phoebe before. This is a very scary thing for her. She gets real vulnerable, and that's why we're there... to be supportive and crap.
Rachel: Okay. Well, you just let me know when to do which.

Chandler: Hey, those guys are taking our stuff!