Quote from Chandler in The One with the Bullies
Chandler: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon? Ross: What do you mean? Chandler: Well, it's sharp, it's metal. I think I can do some serious damage with it. Carl: No, you can't use your watch. Chandler: Okay. Carl: Or your keys. Chandler: Okay.