‘The One with the Birthing Video’
Season 8, Episode 15 - Aired February 7, 2002
Chandler and Monica's Valentine's Day is ruined when they watch a birthing video that Phoebe left for Rachel. Meanwhile, Ross struggles to break the news to Mona that Rachel is living with him, and Phoebe tries to cheer Joey up with a dog.
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's Rachel. She used to live here. Might as well be honest with you. We love her. But we can't have her. I really miss her. Hey, you understand, right? You're a guy. Well, you used to be.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world. He spends a day with you, and look.
Joey: He's breathing.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Now wait, I'm all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me?
Monica: No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Joey without a date on Valentine's Day? What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Joey: Sort of.
Ross: Really?
Joey: You don't have to seem so happy about it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Maybe I can help. Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex.
Quote from Ross
Gunther: Here's your warm milk.
Ross: I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: I know you're depressed, so I brought someone to cheer you up. Right outside is a real, live, furry playmate.
Joey: No, I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Why did you get me this?
Monica: What is it?
Chandler: It's yelling, bleeding, dilating. Oh, the dilating!