‘The One with Ross's Sandwich’
Season 5, Episode 9 - Aired December 10, 1998
After somebody at Ross's work eats his Thanksgiving leftover sandwich, he turns to Phoebe for advice on how to appear threatening. Meanwhile, Phoebe regrets inviting Rachel to a literature class when she doesn't bother to read the book, and Joey gets fed up of covering for Chandler and Monica.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you. It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig.
Chandler: No, no, wait. There's got to be a better explanation. You could tell them you had to make an adult film for your ... adult film class.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no. How does that explain how Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Chandler: I don't know.
Joey: Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet.
Quote from Joey
Monica: I promise to come up with something. Just give us time.
Joey: All right. But it better make me look really good. Oh, and another thing: The video camera? Nice!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: So what's this book about?
Phoebe: You didn't read this one, either?
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but I accidentally read something else.
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: Vogue.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I am not a pervert, okay? It's just. I just kind of.
Chandler: I think I can explain this.
Joey: Thank you.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Joey: What?! No, I'm not.
Monica: It's okay. It's good. It's good. It's a disease.
Joey: No, no. I am not a sex addict.
Monica: Yes, you are. That's the only way to explain all this stuff.
Joey: No, it isn't. No, it's not. Because you could also explain it with the truth.