‘The One with Ross's Library Book’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 16, 2000
Ross is pleased that his dissertation is in the school library, until he finds out it's in an area of the library where people go to make out. Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe try get Joey to consider a longer-term relationship with a woman he hooked up with, and Janice invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I think we should go catch our movie.
Rachel: What's the rush?
Joey: I'd like to see the previews. The candy.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Joey: What party?
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Joey: Whose birthday party?
Phoebe and Rachel: Alison's birthday party.
Joey: And how old is Alison?
Phoebe and Rachel: Thirty-two.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Why don't you guys do something?
Joey: Look how that worked out.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Well, fine. If I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself. And don't you follow me.
Quote from Joey
Joey: This was so much better than the first time we went out. You know, it was so awkward.
We were both really nervous.
Phoebe: Didn't you sleep together?
Joey: Yeah, that really calms me down.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Listen to you talking about having kids. Oh, my Joey. Please don't get married before I do.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Actually, there was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding. It's going to be a small ceremony. Tiny. We're not even sure why we're having it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Yes, yes. How can I help you?
Guy: Oh, we were just looking around.
Ross: Oh, you're fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for? Hmm? Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the Smilodon californicus?
Guy: Uh...
Ross: Uh-uh... Get out of here!
Quote from Ross
Woman: You know, you look nothing like I would have thought. You're so young.
Ross: Well, I skipped fourth grade.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: So how was your date?
Joey: Great. We walked around the Village. We went to this ice cream place. Split a milk shake. Seventy-thirty, but still.