‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’
Season 10, Episode 2 - Aired October 2, 2003
Rachel and Joey spend an uncomfortable evening with Ross and Charlie as he insists he is fine with their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler talk to a couple who adopted a child, and Phoebe hangs out with her brother, Frank Jr., and his triplets.
Quote from Phoebe
Frank Jr.: Sometimes, I think that- Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it. It's too horrible. No.
Phoebe: What?
Frank Jr.: No, no, I can't.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, Frank. Are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
Phoebe: What? You can't separate them, that's terrible! Which one?
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Well, that first batch of margaritas was not so great but this second batch is good.
Rachel: Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Charlie: You know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic. ... Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, of course we're not.
Phoebe: That's insane.
Frank Jr.: I know.
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
Frank Jr.: I don't know. She's pretty tired too. I think we could get her on board.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't realize things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can babysit anytime you want. You name the day and I'll be there.
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Phoebe: Well, that's not good.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Frank Jr.: Oh, look at them. I love you so much. Oh, crap, don't wake up! Don't wake up!
Quote from Ross
Ross: Everyone, I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey. And to love. Ah, love! L-O-V-E. Love. L is for "life." And what is life without love?
Rachel: Oh, my God, are we supposed to answer?
Ross: O is for: "Oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it that you two are together. And that one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Ross: Totally.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Ross: I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Charlie: Wait, Ross. Ross, l- I have to take off.
Ross: No!
Charlie: I'm sorry. I have a very early class in the morning. But this has been lovely.
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey. And that you never really liked Rachel.
Charlie: You are on fire!
Quote from Ross
Ross: Okay. I guess it's just flan for three. Hey. Hey, that rhymes.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Morning.
Ross: Hey. Did you stay here all night?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: So you took off my pants and shoes?
Joey: No. No, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack.