Joey: Look, Ross about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that because nothing's gonna happen.
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: Well, she and I said from the beginning we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly-
Ross: What are you talking about? I'm fine.
Joey: It's okay, Ross. You know, I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're- You're Ross and Rachel.
Ross: Yeah, except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in, like six years. My God, is that right? Has it been that long?
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years and because of me, you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really... what is this thing with you and Rachel?
Joey: Come on, you know me. You know...
Ross: Joey.
Joey: I'm crazy about her.
Ross: And she feels the same way?
Joey: I think so.
Ross: Well, then maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it, so-
Ross: No, but I want to be. I will be.

Ross: Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh, my God, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?
Joey: No, no, no. No, that was- That was just for me.

Monica: God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption. There's so many ways to go, and this is, like, the biggest decision of our lives.
Chandler: There's a hair in my coffee.

Phoebe: Hey, guys. Have you seen Frank Jr.? Because he's meeting me here with the triplets.
Chandler: It's funny, every time you say "triplets" I immediately think of three hot, blond 19-year-olds.
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.