Monica: I told Rachel that it's just gonna be the two of us.
Chandler: Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it?
Monica: Really well. Surprisingly well. She didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad.
Chandler: And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?
Monica: I mean, all I'm asking for is a little emotion. Is that too much to ask after six years? I mean, what, are Rachel and I not as close as you guys? I mean, did we not have as much fun? Don't I deserve a few tears?

Monica: Hey, Rachel, how about the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, thanks. I love this plate.
Monica: Something to remember me by.
Rachel: Mon, honey, you're not dying. I'm just moving out.

Phoebe: So did you get the annulment?
Ross: I couldn't.
Phoebe: I knew it. Because you love Rachel.
Ross: It's not that. Okay, annulments are more complicated than I-
Phoebe: Yeah, complicated because of the love. I do not love Rachel. I'm going to tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay. Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: I've never been more convinced of your love for her.
Ross: I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay?

Phoebe: Ross, you're being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet. And that is much more important than three stupid divorces.
Ross: Oh, yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who's been divorced three times?
Phoebe: Well, that's not really fair. You know, most guys who have been divorced three times are, like, 60.

Ross: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey. Oh, look, here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them.
Ross: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm reading Ross Geller Magazine.

Ross: All I know is, I can't have another failed marriage.
Phoebe: Okay, what, so you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it? Oh. Woman. Sorry.

Monica: I really have to tell Rachel, but I... We just gotta get it over with. You know what, the next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.
Chandler: Oh, is that how this is going to work now? You're just going to order me around all the time?
Monica: Pretty much.
Chandler: All right.

Joey: I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later.
Monica: Joey, are you okay?
Joey: Yeah. I gotta go. I've got an acting job. ... Like you'd believe that.

Chandler: I'll be right across the hall. And I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving right back in with you.

Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Oh, I thought you were Rachel.
Chandler: What gave me away?