Rachel Quote #1210
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rosita Dies
Rachel: Nice try, but you don't get that chair anymore. All right? That is my chair now. You can sit on my lap. No, I take that back!
Chandler: I think I should get the chair. [Rachel and Joey laugh]
Joey: How do you figure?
Chandler: Because you [points to Joey] broke a chair and you [to Rachel] broke a chair. The only one around here that hasn't broke a chair, is me.
Rachel: No, no, no. This chair's not going anywhere.
Chandler: Well, where's the logic in that?
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing?
Joey: [after conferring with Rachel] That’s right!
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: [conferring again] Yeah! We are!
Rachel: We're the Cobras!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rosita Dies’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Well, wait a minute. I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?
Jack Geller: Why don't we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right.
Ross: What about me? I'm a medical marvel!
Quote from Phoebe
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
Phoebe: No, no, wait, wait! I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
Earl: Well, I only had one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
Phoebe: Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Earl: I've been working for 10 years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows that I exist.
Phoebe: Chandler?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?
Earl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?
Earl: Okay, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See you.
Phoebe: No. I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!
Supervisor: The new girl's good.