Joey: Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints! Hey, you're single. Come on, have some hormones.

Monica: Just breathe. That's it. Try to think of nice, calm things.
Phoebe: Raindrops on roses, And whiskers on kittens, Doorbells and sleigh bells, And something with mittens, La la la, Something with string-
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: I helped.

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Rachel: Would anybody like more coffee?
Chandler: Did you make it or are you just serving it?
Rachel: I'm just serving it.
Chandler: Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.

Ross: I hope she'll be happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?

Ross: I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever. And I cannot feel my legs.

Ross: [to Phoebe] No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay?

Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering. "Why am I doing this?" and "Who am I doing this for?" So anyway, I just didn't know where else to go, and I know you and I have kind of drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

Ross: So, Rachel what are you up to tonight?
Rachel: Well, I was kind of supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing.

Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. You probably think this is about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't. It isn't. It's about me. And I just - Hi, machine cut me off again.