Chandler Quote #1891

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Ross: It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system. Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you want to be.
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.
Ross: What?
Monica: About an hour ago, we made an offer.
Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?

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Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
Chandler: A street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.

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Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Hey.

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Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Which would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Phoebe: Okay. How about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.