Chandler: I think it's time for you to settle down. Make a choice. Pick a lane.
Joey: Who's Elaine?

Phoebe: What are you guys talking about? I loved it! It was so moving. Plus, it's just so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: You mean, music?

Chandler: I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked. It was like torture.
Ross: You know, if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.

Chandler: Is there any way, any way you think he will understand this?
Monica: You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. Which we all appreciate.

Monica: Hey, aren't you up next?
Phoebe: Oh, no. I'm not playing tonight.
Rachel: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't follow Ross. That would be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps who had to follow the Beatles.

Phoebe: The keyboards?
Ross: Right. I mean, just a little in high school. But then I really I got into it in college. That's- That's when I really found my sound.
Monica: Oh, God. Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh, my God. I completely forgot about your sound.

Phoebe: I want to hear the sound.
Ross: No, I mean, I haven't played in so long. Well, it's really personal stuff.
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music, white boy.

Ross: I want to play you another piece. Um. Oh, I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, okay?

Monica: God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.

Kathy: Is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.