Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?
Charlie: Yeah. Hey, save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Ross: Oh, my God, I love you.

Joey: Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.
Rachel: I know. That old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach.

Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
David: I have a question I was kind of gonna ask her myself.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
David: Okay. Would you care for my seat as well?
Mike: Actually, yeah, that'd be great.
David: Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

Mike: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How could I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring.
David: I have a ring.
Chandler: I wouldn't brag about that, big guy.

Mike: But, Phoebe will you marry me?
Phoebe: No.
David: Um. Ha ha.

Joey: Hey. You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong?
Charlie: I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs.
Joey: You really should have been more clear about that.

Ross: What am I gonna do? My speech is gone.
Chandler: It's not gone. I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Ross: No, I don't.
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now.

Chandler: I just feel awful.
Ross: Yeah, you should. I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament.
Chandler: Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but- You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look. I can usually make it go away by kissing her.
Ross: Get out.

Rachel: What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Charlie: Actually, the wet season is June to December.
Rachel: It's not the time, Charlie.

Chandler: Oh, no. No, no. Dear God, no.
Joey: What, did someone outbid you for the teapot? ... Secret teapot.