Chandler Quote #1955

Quote from Chandler in The Last One (Part One)

Chandler: So, any plans for the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler: Ha ... you may not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse? You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Erica: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both. One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.


 ‘The Last One (Part One)’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: We only ordered one!

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Monica, can I see you for a second? What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean, "What do we do?"
Chandler: Twins! Twins!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking.
Chandler: Uh-huh. Join me, won't you? Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know.