Ross Quote #1007
Quote from Ross in The One with the Birthing Video
Ross: I was missing out on all this other stuff too. So Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
Mona: Yeah, right.
Ross: What?
Mona: Joey cracks me up. It's like, "Yeah, why don't you have your ex-wife move in. with you" That wouldn't be awkward at all.
Ross: Huh. Heh.
Mona: Hey, could you imagine? I go away for a few days and I come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant. So, what'd you tell him?
Ross: [mumbles while eating saltwater taffy]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?