Quote from Joey in The One with the Birthing Video
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone? Gunther: Do you want anything? Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen! Gunther: We have red bagels. Joey: Okay.