Joey Quote #1317

Quote from Joey in The One with the Birthing Video

Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.


 ‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?

Quote from Monica

Monica: We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day.
Chandler: You don't know. You didn't see it.
Monica: Chandler, childbirth it's a natural thing. It's beautiful.
Chandler: Oh, beautiful? Really? You think this is beautiful?
Monica: Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?