Ross Quote #1006
Quote from Ross in The One with the Birthing Video
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: Oh, come on, you didn't have to- Saltwater taffy?! Thanks. You know, it's interesting. Most people think this is made with seawater, but it's actually made with salted fresh water. That's not interesting.
Mona: I think it's interesting.
Ross: I do too. I missed you!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
Ross: And you thought she was gonna be in our way! So why don't you open the champagne, and I will be right back. I've got a surprise for you.
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Ross: [nervous chuckling] Please start drinking.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?