Ross Quote #1011

Quote from Ross in The One with the Birthing Video

Rachel: You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
Ross: And you thought she was gonna be in our way! So why don't you open the champagne, and I will be right back. I've got a surprise for you.
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Ross: [nervous chuckling] Please start drinking.

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 ‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.

Quote from Rachel

Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?