Phoebe Quote #1209
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yes, I was a, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah. You know, we were really huge, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning.
Features in the collection: Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue.
Friends Quotes
‘Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue’
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Videotape
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jennie would give us a fake number.
Joey: You know, if they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names either.
Monica: Okay. Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.
Phoebe: Regina Phalange.
Quote from Phoebe in The Last One (Part Two)
Phoebe: Uh, Rach, hang on.
Ross: [mouths] No, no, no.
Rachel: Phoebe? Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, actually no. No, you have to get off the plane.
Rachel: What? Why?
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left phalange.
‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It just seems pretty wild. And you're so vanilla.
Rachel: Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Phoebe: To Ross.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
Chandler: Pierce Brosnan?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Are you serious? 007? This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
Rachel: It's a pretty cool tux.
Chandler: It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. Would Monica let me wear this?
Quote from Monica
Joey: But it's going to start late? I mean, weddings start a little late, right?
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?