Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Female Producer: Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?
Leonard Hayes: Yes? You've got to be kidding. See, he can't act. Hey, I don't care if you think he's hot. You know, if you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play. No, listen. If you insist on this I will call my agent so fast on a cell phone that has a connection that is so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door.
Joey: Hi, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit. Look, if you just tell me what I did wrong. I'd love to work on it and come back and try it again for you. [to the female producer] And also, how you doin'?

Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man.
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Rachel: Oh, I used to do that too.
Monica: Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"?
Rachel: Oh, Mon.
Monica: So Phoebe runs weird, huh?

Ross: So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and your memories into this computer-
Janine: And live forever as a machine.
Ross: So, Janine, do you know what we're doing right now? You and l, we're interfacing.
Janine: Yeah, I gotta go.
[Chandler mimics drum fill]

Chandler: Now, how's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Joey: Yeah, so far. But it's tough. I've got all this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. [to Monica] How you doin'?